Keep your head cool even when the strategy calls make zero sense. Embroidered with the ultimate admission of chaotic confidence—“Life’s a race and I’m a Ferrari strategist”—this classic dad hat is built for anyone who routinely overthinks simple decisions, changes their plans three times mid-lap, and still expects a podium finish. Wear your questionable decision-making with pride—we are checking.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!